What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.

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What’s a surefire way to liven up a Thanksgiving table? Some puns, of course! We’ve all experienced the slump that comes right after the Thanksgiving feast, when our bellies are full and all we want to do is curl up on the couch and fall asleep. In fact, you’ve probably heard the myth that turkey makes you sleepy—and there may be some fact behind it (turkey contains tryptophan, an amino acid that can make you tired). Plus, after a generous portion of decadent Thanksgiving desserts, we could all use a bit of relaxing and reclining. This year, combat that post-dinner slump with a little comedy show. Kids will love these clever one-liners, and for better or for worse, they’ll be repeating them all day long. We’ve covered every course in these funny Thanksgiving jokes, from the turkey to the pumpkin pie. Wake up any sleepy or groggy post-Thanksgiving-feast crowd with these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes.

Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread? It’s a crummy job.

What is the most musical part of a turkey? The drumsticks.

The turkey should’ve filled his cavity at the dentist instead.

What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey? Finally, enough drumsticks for everyone.

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween? Gobble-ins!

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

What did Aunt Lisa say to the pumpkin pie? You are the pick of the patch.

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Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes…but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes, she would turn over in her gravy.

What did grandma say when picking out the turkey? Go big or gourd home.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.

What key won’t open any door? A turkey.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A turkey trot.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing, wing!

What souvenir did the turkey take home from the stadium? A gobblehead.

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of chocolate and ice cream.

What do you get when you divide a pie’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan? I only have pies for you.

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