How to Make the Crispiest French Fries of Your Life
Don't wait for accidentally near-burnt fries—make them yourself.
There are many articles on the internet that will tell you how to cook things "perfectly," but I ask you, fair reader, what exactly is "perfect"? Is there really one absolute way to savor anything? Sure, there are ideal states for some dishes, but isn't there also beauty in foods that are interesting ducklings and not flawless swans? What of those who covet the skin on pudding, or fight for the overdone corner from a pan of brownies? There are people out there who like their steaks cooked well done, and while I may believe these people are monsters, shouldn't they be allowed to live their lives how they want?
There are flavors and textures that are rarely spoken of and yet impossible to resist. One of the most seductive textures is also one of the most elusive: the near-burnt. I'm talking about the piece of pizza cheese that sticks to the box; the nub of fat that hangs off a steak bone; the tiny French fry that gets stuck in the basket and endures multiple dips in the fryer before breaking free and taking its place with its golden brown brethren. There's no need to cross your fingers and hope to win the French fry lottery when, in reality, you can make scandalously crispy potatoes in the comfort of your own home. They may not be traditionally good looking, but, in their own way, they will be the sexiest potatoes of them all.
What you'll need:
- Cast iron or nonstick skillet
- A flat-bottomed pot slightly smaller than your skillet
- A large can or two small ones
- Frozen French fries, any cut
- A big microwave safe bowl
- A small sheet pan or platter, lined with paper towels
- High-heat oil, like Canola