Funny Church Signs You'll See in the South During Football Season
This sign just gets it.
We appreciate the solidarity, sir. Now we won't feel quite as judged for heckling our rival team’s fans all season long.
This sign threatens eternal misery.
Double points for the play on words. This church knows its priorities.
This sign cites the Bible.
Yikes, we have a National Championship zinger in our midst. This time, they’re bringing in the Bible.
This sign slides in a subtle dig.
Tennessee is known for having passionate fans, and this sign is clearly among them. It couldn’t resist a tiny poke.
This sign guy took his moment.
If you think any Bama football fan is going to let passersby go without a “Roll Tide,” think again, sister.
Then another sign guy followed suit.
Well, the Bulldawgs must’ve caught wind of the message Bama sign guy was sending and clapped back. Did this feud occur the week before the National Championship, perhaps?
This sign pleads for help from above.
We’re imagining this is what every Atlanta Falcons fan thinks each week. That Super Bowl loss was one that even church couldn’t make sense of.
This sign wants to pregame.
Simple and straightforward—we like this sign’s style. It asks, What better way to kick off gameday than with some good ‘ole scripture?
This sign has Iron Bowl fever.
Iron Bowl Week will do this to a man, even a churchgoing one that letters up the sign each week.
This sign wants you to make good on your promises.
So you talked big, made a few bets, and watched it all come crashing down. This sign gets it.
This sign takes it digital.
What’s better than one football joke? A rotating digital sign of football jokes. Possibilities are endless.