Questions to the Grumpy Gardener
Hydrangea Won’t Bloom
Q: My three-year-old French hydrangea has never bloomed. What can I do? (October 1971)
A: The three most common reasons for this are: winter cold killed the flower buds; not enough sun; and pruning at the wrong time. You can address these by planting reblooming types like ‘Endless Summer,’ ‘Big Daddy,’ and ‘Dear Delores;' giving your plant at least a half-day of sun; and pruning immediately after the blossoms fade.
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Pyracantha Jelly?
Q: I have often heard that berries of the common pyracantha shrub make good jelly. Is this true? (November 1972)
A: Do you see jars of pyracantha jelly in grocery stores? No, you do not. There must be a reason. When Grumpy was 10 years old, he ate some pyracantha berries. They tasted awful and gave him a headache. He’ll try pyracantha jelly just as soon as Southern Living publishes a pyracantha recipe – in other words, never.
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Killer Kudzu
Q: Several years ago kudzu vine was planted on a hillside near our property to control erosion. It has now spread and is killing a few of our trees. How can it be controlled? (March 1974)
A: First, cut the vines at the base of the trunks to keep the vines from smothering your trees (which probably happened by 1975). Then treat the cut surfaces with Brush Killer according to label directions. Or if you’re an organic gardener with a ready supply of goats and cows, turn them loose on the kudzu. They love it like crème brûlée and will eat it to the ground. If they do this two years in a row, the kudzu will die.
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Sour Figs
Q: My fig crop was most disappointing last year. Every fig I picked was sour. Why did this happen? (March 1974)
A: It wasn’t from watering with pickle juice, though that’s still a terrible idea. Sour figs are caused by a small beetle that enters the fruit through the “eye” at the tip end of the fig. You need to plant selections with “closed eyes” that deny entry, such as ‘Celeste,’ ‘Kadota,’ ‘LSU Purple,’ ‘Peter’s Honey,’ and ‘White Adriatic.’
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Rotten Peaches
Q: For several years I have had a total crop failure on my peach trees due to brown rot. What can I do to prevent failure this year? (March 1974)
A: Quit growing peaches. Of all the tree fruits grown in the South, peaches are the most susceptible to diseases and insects. If you don’t spray peaches with fungicides nearly every week in our humid climate, the fruit will rot before your eyes. Grow Japanese persimmons instead. They need no spraying and taste great.
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Dropping Gardenias
Q: Why do the flower buds fall off my gardenias before they can open? The plants look healthy. (July 1974)
A: Dropping flower buds means a gardenia isn’t happy about its growing conditions. It’s too hot, too cold, too wet, or too dry. Your local TV weather person can help you change the uncooperative weather. They are paid to do this—really. Call them.
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Clematis Won’t Bloom
Q: I have a clematis vine that grows profusely, but never blooms. Why? (October 1971)
A: Obviously, you’re doing something wrong. Maybe it’s the light. Clematis likes its face in the sun and its feet in the shade. Translation: the foliage needs full sun, but the roots need cool, moist soil provided by mulch around the base. Also try fertilizing with a slow-release, organic fertilizer, such as Espoma Plant-tone 5-3-3.
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You Bought A Mimosa? Really?
Q: I purchased a mimosa tree five years ago for my yard in Kentucky. Each winter, it has died to the ground. Why is this? (February 1985)
A: Let me get this straight. You bought and planted a mimosa? Why in heaven’s name would you buy such a weedy tree? It comes up everywhere. You could have just dug one up. Trust me, no one would care. Yes, I know it has pretty flowers, but the rest of the year it looks awful. Yours dies to the ground because it isn’t fully cold-hardy where you live. This is a blessing. Promise me the next mimosa you buy will be served in a glass.
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Easter Lily
Q: If I transplant my Easter lily from its pot to a bed outdoors, will it live through the winter and bloom again next spring? (April 1978)
A: Easter lily doesn’t naturally bloom at Easter. Greenhouse growers make it do that, but it only happens once. After your last spring frost, cut off any faded flowers or seedpods and transplant it to a sunny garden. If it’s happy there, it’ll bloom in summer forever after.
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Felonious Squirrels
Q: Is there any humane way to get rid of the squirrel population in our yard? We have three pecan trees, and the squirrels made off with most of the nuts. (July 1974)
A: Is unleashing a Jack Russell terrier or Tasmanian devil on them considered humane? If not, a squirrel trap is the best solution. You can get one from home centers or gemplers.com.
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Feeding the Lawn
Q: Should warm-season lawns be fertilized in February? (February 1978)
A: Not in most areas. Don’t fertilize until after your warm-season grass (Bermuda, centipede, St. Augustine, Zoysia) greens up. Feeding dormant, brown grass just wastes fertilizer, and the run-off after a heavy rain pollutes streams, ponds, and lakes.
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Childless Spider Plant
Q: Please tell me why my spider plant is not sending out “babies.” (March 1978)
A: Perhaps it has joined a nunnery. A more likely cause is that it’s just not ready for parenthood. Spider plant likes to be pot-bound (roots filling the pot) before procreating. Give it time, and little bundles of joy will appear.
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Euonymus for None of Us
Q: I can’t seem to keep powdery mildew off of my variegated golden euonymus. Any suggestions? (July 1978)
A: Dig up your golden euonymus (aka “yellow tip”) and transplant it to a nearby gas station. That is where this garish, pest-ridden shrub looks its best. In addition to powdery mildew (a fungus that looks as attractive as it sounds), it’s also susceptible to sucking insects called scales that slowly—but thankfully—kill this tacky, yellow-leafed eyesore. So glad you asked!
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This End Up
Q: When instructions say to plant tulip and daffodil bulbs 4 inches deep, does that mean 4 inches of soil should cover the tops of the bulbs or the bottoms of the bulbs? (October 1978)
A: Dig holes 4 inches deep, place bulbs inside them, and cover with soil. Here's a tip: Bulb bottoms are rounded and tops are pointed. Don’t plant bulbs upside-down, lest you embarrass your family.
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Black Spot on Roses
Q: Last summer, our roses were infected with black spot. When should we begin preventive spraying this year, and what should we use? (April 1981)
A: The fungus called black spot is the bane of most roses, causing spotted leaves to turn yellow and drop en masse. The best defense is to plant resistant roses, such as ‘Knock Out,’ ‘Home Run,’ ‘Drift,’ and ‘Lady Banks.’ Protect susceptible roses by spraying the new foliage in spring with Funginex, Immunox, or Natria Disease Control. Repeat every few weeks as necessary.
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Messy Magnolia
Q: Many of the leaves on my 10-year-old Southern magnolia turn brown and drop. What should I do? (June 1981)
A: Rue the day you ever planted that tree. Yes, Southern magnolia is an icon due to its fragrant flowers and handsome, evergreen foliage. But it is also extremely messy, dropping leaves relentlessly. Shedding doesn’t mean the tree is sick. Just think of it as a big, leafy cat.
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Azaleas Won’t Bloom
Q: Our ‘Formosa’ azaleas failed to bloom. They have been carefully fed, watered, and pruned. What could be wrong with them? (April 1981)
A: Perhaps you pruned at the wrong time. Prune them immediately after they finish blooming in spring. Maybe they don’t get enough light. They’ll bloom in light shade, but not deep shade. Or it could be that the cold winter killed the flower buds. There’s nothing you can do about that, except cry softly to yourself.
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Left-Over Bulbs
Q: What should I do with several dozen daffodil bulbs I was unable to set out this fall? (January 1981)
A: Feel very guilty about your shameful neglect, and vow never to do it again. Then plant the bulbs immediately. They won’t bloom as well the first year as if you’d planted them in fall, but should do better in subsequent years. If you can’t plant until February, though, you might as well toss them out.
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Ashes to Ashes
Q: We have a wood-burning stove and save the ashes. Would they be good to put around azaleas? (February 1981)
A: Absolutely not. Wood ashes are alkaline and will cause acid-loving plants like azaleas, camellias, gardenias, and blueberries to turn yellow and decline. FYI, don’t use your relative’s ashes either.
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Black Gunk on Crepe Myrtle
Q: A black mold is covering the leaves of my crepe myrtle. What should I do? (July 1981)
A: This unsightly, black mold grows on the sticky honeydew secreted by aphids sucking sap from the leaves. Kill the aphids and the mold will go. To do this, spray with horticultural oil or insecticidal soap according to label directions.
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Grass for Shade
Q: Trees have shaded out most of the lawn around our house. What grass grows well in shade? (July 1981)
A: No grass grows well in shade, so don’t even try. Instead, plant a shade-tolerant ground cover, such as mondo grass, Japanese pachysandra, or ivy. Better yet, encourage native mosses to grow, as they need no watering, fertilizing, or mowing. Get rid of the grass and the green mosses will come.
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Cabbage Catastrophe
Q: Our cabbage plants were off to a fine start until caterpillars invaded the row. What can we use to destroy these pests? (September 1981)
A: The caterpillars are the larvae of the white cabbage moth. They also attack broccoli, cauliflower, and Brussels sprouts. To control them, drape plants with floating row covers before the moths show up, or spray plants with either of two safe, biological insecticides—Bacillus thuriengiensis (DiPel, Thuricide) or Spinosad.
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Wilted Zucchini
Q: Last week, the vines of our zucchini squash wilted abruptly. What could cause this? (August 1981)
A: This is the work of the squash vine borer, an ugly white grub that feeds inside the squash stem. Once it’s inside, sprays don’t work, so here’s what to do. Look for an entry hole on the wilted stem. When you find it, slit the bottom half of the stem until you find the grub. Remove and squash it (poetic justice). Then mound up soil over the slit part of the stem, and water. The plant should recover.
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Raised Beds
Q: What are the advantages of planting vegetables in raised beds? (May 1984)
A: Heavy, poorly draining clay soil that isn’t good for growing veggies covers much of the South. Rather than removing the clay, build a raised bed atop of it bordered by landscape timbers, blocks, or brick. Fill it with new topsoil that’s loose, well-drained, and amended with organic matter. Make the bed at least 10 to 12 inches deep, but not so wide that you can’t reach the middle from any side without stepping into it.
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Scarred Tomatoes
Q: Many of my young tomatoes have scars that look like zippers. What causes this? (June 1984)
A: Cool, wet weather when young tomatoes are growing quickly produces these scars. The zippers get bigger as the tomatoes do, but are only unsightly and don’t affect the fruit inside the skin.
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Jaded Gardener
Q: What is the secret to growing a jade plant? I seem to kill every one I buy. (September 1984)
A: Other than shooting it into space, the easiest way to kill a jade plant is by watering too much. You’ll know you’re watering too much when green leaves start falling off. Let the soil dry completely; then water thoroughly so excess water runs from the drain hole.
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Pruning Forsythia
Q: When should I prune forsythia, and what is the proper way? I want my shrub to look natural, rather than like a round ball. (September 1984)
A: All balls are round, but let’s forget that for now. The best time to prune forsythia is immediately after it finishes blooming in spring. Cut back all stems to within 8 inches of the ground. The shrub will quickly grow back and form a natural, arching shape. Other spring shrubs, such as quince, spirea, weigela, and lilac, should also be pruned right after they finish blooming. If you wait until summer or fall, you’ll cut off the flower buds for next year.
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Killing Bermuda Grass
Q: We find it impossible to keep Bermuda grass out of a large area of carpet bugleweed (ajuga). Is there a product that will kill the Bermuda grass and not the carpet bugleweed? (June 1985)
A: There wasn’t in 1985, but there is now. It’s called Ortho Grass B Gon and it kills only grasses, not broadleaf plants, such as ground covers and perennials. Follow label directions carefully.
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Starting Lenten Roses
Q: What is the best way for us to grow Lenten roses from seed? (October 1984)
A: One of our favorite perennials for shade, Lenten roses are a snap to grow from seed. Just let the seedpods mature on the plant and drop their seeds on the soil. Seedlings will sprout the following spring. Wait until seedlings have at least two sets of leaves, and then transplant them to new homes.
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Off with Its Head!
Q: My corn plant (Dracaena fragrans) has grown tall enough to reach a 9-foot ceiling. How should I prune it? (February 1985)
A: If you don’t care about its immediate appearance, just lop off its head at the height you want. Use hand pruners (or a guillotine, if you have one). The stalk will look headless for a while, but new growth will emerge shortly.
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Dogwoods Won’t Bloom
Q: Some wild dogwoods in our yard have never bloomed. Why? (March 1985)
A: They may not be getting enough sun. Although dogwoods grow fine in shade, they need at least a half-day of sun to bloom well. You’ll also get more blooms by planting named selections chosen for vigor and disease resistance, such as ‘Appalachian Spring’ (white), ‘Cherokee Brave’ (red-and-white), ‘Cherokee Chief’ (red), ‘Junior Miss’ (pink), and ‘Weaver’s White.’