Crepe Murder 2016
It's our Grumpy Gardener's biggest pet peeve: crepe murder. So, every year, he asks readers to send in the most offensive examples they can find. From all over the South, here they are: the winners of Crepe Murder 2016.
Crepe Murder as High Art
This tree from Lillian, AL shows that crepe murder can mimic fine art.
Upside Down Broom
This murder was committed by Jan Sislo's husband Peter.
Myrtle Lives Matter
Edward Barham of Virginia stands up for what he thinks is right.
Dyeing For Attention
Grumpy yarns to condemn this outrageous act.
What a Fright
This ugly specimen sits at the entrance to a Georgia cemetary.
A Limb is a Limb
Do the surgeons at this medical center practice amputation on the trees?
The 11th Commandment: Don't do this!
Drive By Pruning
This reminds Grumpy of a Mafia hit job.
Make America Crepe Again
Grumpy thinks this one is gonna be YUGE.
Brilliant and Bizarre
Grumpy is not even sure what is going on here.
The sign says it all.