"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you wherever you go."
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St. Patrick's Day is a cause for celebration. March 17 is marked by an abundance of green attire, classic corned beef and cabbage, and Irish pubs. But you don't need to be Irish to join in on all the fun festivities. We collected funny St. Patrick's Day quotes that best celebrate this spirited Irish holiday. While we can't guarantee you'll find a leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of these quotes, wish upon a four-leaf clover and luck might just be on your side. Raise a glass of green beer and celebrate St. Paddy's Day by sharing these joyful Irish quotes with others.

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Spirited St. Patrick's Day Quotes

"Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me." –Colin Farrell

"Never iron a four-leaf clover because you don't want to press your luck." –Unknown

"St. Patrick's Day is a day to celebrate our green heritage. The ancestry of Ireland. It is a day to celebrate what it means to be Irish and of Irish descent." –Anthony T. Hicks

"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you wherever you go." –Irish Blessing

"There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting." –John Millington Synge

"Be still and know that I am. Be still and know. Be still. Be." –St. Patrick

"Whether I drink often or just once in a whole; I'm always sure to raise a glass to the dear old Emerald Isle." –Pat Maloney

"Luck is great, but most of life is hard work." –Iain Duncan Smith

"The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act." –Barbara Sher

"I'm of Ireland, and I'll stay in Ireland until I die." –Tom Cruise

"May your trouble be less. And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door." –Irish Blessing

"Ireland is a land of poets and legends, of dreamers and rebels." –Nora Roberts

"St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic." –Adrienne Cook

"I'm Irish! When I feel well I feel better than anyone, when I am in pain I yell at the top of my lungs, and when I am dead I shall be deader than anybody." –Morgan Llywelyn

"Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it." –Pope John Paul II

"We may have bad weather in Ireland, but the sun shines in the hearts of the people and that keeps us all warm." –Marianne Williamson

"That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous." –Kevin Hearne

"That's what the holidays are for—for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?" –Lara Flynn Boyle

"The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself." –Douglas MacArthur

"The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination." –George Bernard Shaw

"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." –Wilson Mizner

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity." Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Funny St. Patrick's Day Quotes

"The leprechauns made me do it!"—Unknown

"Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to." –Shane Leslie

"May God bless and keep in good health your enemies' enemies." –Irish Saying

"Here's to you and here's to me, I pray that friends we'll always be, but if by chance we disagree, the heck with you and here's to me." –Irish Toast

"There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were." –Irish Saying

"The one thing us Irish have is the ability to laugh at ourselves. God bless us all." –Ann Kennedy

"Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's Irish tonight." –Norman Reedus, The Boondock Saints

"For the whole world is Irish on the seventeenth o' March!" –Thomas Augustine Daly

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Happy St. Patrick's Day Quotes

"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back." –Irish Blessing

"For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way: Good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day." –Irish Blessing

"If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go—you'll find family." –Victoria Smurfit

"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night." –Irish Blessing

"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have." –Irish Proverb

"Lucky is believing you're lucky." –Tennessee Williams

"If you're enough lucky to be Irish, you're lucky enough!" –Irish Saying