Our Best-Ever Easter Quotes
Carl Knudsen
“The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise.”
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Caroline Rhea
“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs…but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.”
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Amy Sedaris
“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.”
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Irving Berlin
“For In your Easter Bonnet, with all the frills upon it, You’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.”
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Steve Carell
“The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.”
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S. D. Gordon
“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.”
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Steve Nelson & Jack Rollins
“Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail, Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way.”
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Jack Handy
“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.”
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Kurt Avish
“Easter is the only time of year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”
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Charles Wesley
“’Christ the Lord is risen to-day,’ Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; Sing, ye heavens, and earth reply.”
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Roma Downey
“People come together with their families to celebrate Easter. What better way to celebrate than to spend a few hours going on the journey of Christ’s life.”