Our Best-Ever Easter Quotes

“The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise.”

“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs…but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.”

“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.”

“For In your Easter Bonnet, with all the frills upon it, You’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.”

“The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.”

“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.”

“Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail, Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way.”

“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.”

“Easter is the only time of year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”

“’Christ the Lord is risen to-day,’ Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; Sing, ye heavens, and earth reply.”

“People come together with their families to celebrate Easter. What better way to celebrate than to spend a few hours going on the journey of Christ’s life.”