41 Funny Easter Jokes and Puns Everyone Will Love

Easter is one of our favorite holidays to celebrate with family and friends. From church to brunch and of course the Easter egg hunt, it's a fun (and fashionable!) day for all. With these funny Easter jokes, you'll have something in your back pocket to make everyone around you smile all day long. Since everyone is wearing their Sunday best, Easter is a perfect opportunity for family pictures. If you need the right caption to go with your Easter snap, why not use a cute Easter pun? Don't worry about anything inappropriate—all of these Easter jokes are perfect for kids. Write a quick Easter joke on a sheet of paper and include it in your kids' lunch boxes the week of Easter for a sweet midday laugh or leave some surprise puns inside Easter eggs at the hunt! However you deliver these Easter jokes, they're sure to make every bunny laugh out loud.

Easter Jokes and Puns

Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

In the dictionary

One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare."

A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

How do you make Easter easier?

Replace the "t" with an "i"

What comes at the end of Easter?

The letter "r"

Therapist: What's been up lately?

Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.

Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!

Easter Bunny Jokes and Puns

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 Carrot Gold

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hopkins

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day.

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?

IHOP

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?

Hip Hop

How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs!

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?

The ones with hoppy endings

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?

With hare spray

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking the eggs!

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

Basket-ball

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane

Easter Egg Jokes and Puns

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one—after that it's not empty anymore!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken.

Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?

They don't want to get beat up!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?

Eggs-austed

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

Egg-stra terrestrial

Bunny Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare-line

How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group?

Just look for the gray hares

Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

Because they each have four rabbits' feet!

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Make it wait for three hours!

Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he's too young to drive!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny?

I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!