Keep calm and scare on.

By Rachel Mulcahy
Updated September 29, 2020
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Happy Halloween! This fang-tastic fall holiday is marked with funny costumes, jack-o'-lanterns, and trick-or-treating. Decorate your front porch in a pumpkin-filled holiday spread, and get ready to have a scary-good time. When the end of October hits, it's time to break out your favorite store-bought or homemade Halloween costumes. This is the chance to be whoever you want to be: a famous singer, a cute pumpkin, or a spooktacular ghost. Whether you're dressed to scare or impress, you're sure to snap some pictures to capture you and your friends in your costumes. After all the trick-or-treating is done, settle into your candy coma and post your spooky cute pictures to Instagram. We've collected clever Halloween Instagram captions to describe your wickedly-fun night.

Funny and Short Halloween Captions

Life is gourd
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Life is gourd.

Keep Calm and Carry a Wand
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Keep calm and carry a wand.

Trick or treat yo' self.
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Trick or treat yo' self.

Too Gourd To Be True
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Too gourd to be true.

Squadghouls
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#Squadghouls

If you've got it flaunt it
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If you've got it, haunt it.

If the broom fits, fly it
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If the broom fits, fly it.

Howl About Them Apples
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Howl about them apples?

Hey Boo-tiful
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Hey boo-tiful.

Happy Halloween to All
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Happy Halloween to all!

Eat, Drink, and Be Scary
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Eat, drink, and be scary.

Cutest Pumpkin in the Patch
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Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

Creep it real
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Creep it real.

Witchful Thinking
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Witchful thinking

Spooktacular
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Spooktacular

Something wicked this way comes
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Something wicked this way comes.

I put a spell on you
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I put a spell on you, and now you're mine.

No tricks, just treats
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No tricks, just treats!

Mons-terrific
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Mons-terrific

Keep calm and scare on
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Keep calm and scare on.

Hey Pumpkin
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Hey, pumpkin!

Have a fang-tastic night
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Have a fang-tastic night.

Have a fab-boo-lous Halloween
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Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

Happy howl-oween
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Happy Howl-oween

Ghouls just wanna have fun
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Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Ghostest with the mostest
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Ghostest with the mostest.

Be witched
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Be witched!

Bad to the bone
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Bad to the bone.

With the Boo Crew
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With the boo crew.

Clever Halloween Quotes

William Shakespeare Halloween Quote
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"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." – William Shakespeare

Ghoul Friends Quote
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"A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends." - Unknown

Magic in the night Halloween Quote
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"There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." - Unknown

Halloween Movie Quote
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"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween

Tim Burton Halloween Quote
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"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." – Tim Burton

Steve Almond Quote
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"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond

Evan Peters Halloween Quote
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"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner." – Evan Peters

Better with magic Quote
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"Everything's better with a little magic."- Unknown

Ghostbusters Quote
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"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" - Ghostbusters

Ghosts and Goblins Halloween Quote
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"Ghosts and goblins come to play on October's final day." - Unknown

Hocus Pocus Halloween Quote
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"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" – Hocus Pocus

The Fly Halloween Quote
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"Be afraid…Be very afraid." – The Fly