Keep calm and scare on.

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Happy Halloween! This fang-tastic fall holiday is marked with funny costumes, jack-o'-lanterns, and trick-or-treating. Decorate your front porch in a pumpkin-filled holiday spread, and get ready to have a scary-good time. When the end of October hits, it's time to break out your favorite store-bought or homemade Halloween costumes. Whether you're dressed to scare or impress, you're sure to snap some pictures to capture you and your friends in your costumes. After all the trick-or-treating is done, settle into your candy coma and post your spooky cute pictures to Instagram. We've collected clever Halloween Instagram captions to describe your wickedly-fun night.

Funny and Short Halloween Captions

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Life Is Gourd Halloween Quote
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Life is gourd.

Keep Calm and Carry a Wand Halloween Quote
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Keep calm and carry a wand.

Trick or Treat Yo' Self Halloween Quote
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Trick or treat yo' self.

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Too cute to spook. 

Too Gourd To Be True Halloween Quote
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Too gourd to be true.

Squadghouls Halloween Quote
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#Squadghouls

If You've Got It, Flaunt It Halloween Quote
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If you've got it, haunt it.

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Mischief managed.

If the Broom Fits, Fly It Halloween Quote
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If the broom fits, fly it.

Howl About Them Apples Halloween Quote
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Howl about them apples?

Hey Boo-tiful Halloween Quote
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Hey boo-tiful.

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This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

Happy Halloween to All Halloween Quote
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Happy Halloween to all!

Eat, Drink, and Be Scary Halloween Quote
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Eat, drink, and be scary.

Cutest Pumpkin in the Patch Halloween Quote
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Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

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Here for the boos.

Creep It Real Halloween Quote
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Creep it real.

Witchful Thinking Halloween Quote
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Witchful thinking

Spooktacular Halloween Quote
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Spooktacular

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Fangs for the memories.

Something Wicked This Way Comes Halloween Quote
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Something wicked this way comes.

I Put a Spell on You Halloween Quote
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I put a spell on you, and now you're mine.

No Tricks, Just Treats Halloween Quote
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No tricks, just treats!

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It's lit.

Mons-terrific Halloween Quote
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Mons-terrific

Keep Calm and Scare On Halloween Quote
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Keep calm and scare on.

Hey, Pumpkin! Halloween Quote
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Hey, pumpkin!

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Mummies the word.

Have a Fang-tastic Night Halloween Quote
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Have a fang-tastic night.

Have a Fab-boo-lous Halloween Quote
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Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

Happy Howl-oween Halloween Quote
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Happy Howl-oween

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Pumpkin spice and everything fright.

Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun Halloween Quote
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Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Ghostest with the Mostest Halloween Quote
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Ghostest with the mostest.

Be Witched Halloween Quote
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Be witched!

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Creepy, kooky, and always spooky. 

Bad to the Bone Halloween Quote
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Bad to the bone.

With the Boo Crew Halloween Quote
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With the boo crew.

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Dressed to kill.

Clever Halloween Quotes

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"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." – William Shakespeare

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"A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends." - Unknown

Magic in the Night Halloween Quote with Pumpkin
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"There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." - Unknown

Everyone's Entitled to a Good Scare Halloween Movie Quote
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"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween

Tim Burton Halloween Quote Everyday Is Halloween
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"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." – Tim Burton

Final Haul on Halloween Night Steve Almond Halloween Quote
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"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond

I Love Halloween Evan Peters Halloween Quote
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"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner." – Evan Peters

Everything's Better with a Little Magic Halloween Quote
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"Everything's better with a little magic."- Unknown

Ghostbusters Halloween Quote
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"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" - Ghostbusters

Ghosts and Goblins Halloween Quote
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"Ghosts and goblins come to play on October's final day." - Unknown

Hocus Pocus Movie Halloween Quote
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"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" – Hocus Pocus

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid The Fly Movie Halloween Quote
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"Be afraid…Be very afraid." – The Fly