51 Halloween Instagram Captions That Are Frightfully Clever
Keep calm and scare on.
Happy Halloween! This fang-tastic fall holiday is marked with funny costumes, jack-o'-lanterns, and trick-or-treating. Decorate your front porch in a pumpkin-filled holiday spread, and get ready to have a scary-good time. When the end of October hits, it's time to break out your favorite store-bought or homemade Halloween costumes. Whether you're dressed to scare or impress, you're sure to snap some pictures to capture you and your friends in your costumes. After all the trick-or-treating is done, settle into your candy coma and post your spooky cute pictures to Instagram. We've collected clever Halloween Instagram captions to describe your wickedly-fun night.
Funny and Short Halloween Captions
Life is gourd.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Trick or treat yo' self.
Too cute to spook.
Too gourd to be true.
If you've got it, haunt it.
If the broom fits, fly it.
Howl about them apples?
This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
Happy Halloween to all!
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Here for the boos.
Creep it real.
Fangs for the memories.
Something wicked this way comes.
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine.
No tricks, just treats!
Keep calm and scare on.
Mummies the word.
Have a fang-tastic night.
Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
Pumpkin spice and everything fright.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Ghostest with the mostest.
Creepy, kooky, and always spooky.
Bad to the bone.
With the boo crew.
Dressed to kill.
Clever Halloween Quotes
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." – William Shakespeare
"A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends." - Unknown
"There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." - Unknown
"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween
"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." – Tim Burton
"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond
"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner." – Evan Peters
"Everything's better with a little magic."- Unknown
"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" - Ghostbusters
"Ghosts and goblins come to play on October's final day." - Unknown
"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" – Hocus Pocus
"Be afraid…Be very afraid." – The Fly