Keep calm and scare on.

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Happy Halloween! This fang-tastic fall holiday is marked with funny costumes, jack-o'-lanterns, and trick or treating. Decorate your front porch in a pumpkin-filled holiday spread, and get ready to have a scary-good time. When the end of October hits, it's time to break out your favorite store-bought or homemade Halloween costumes. This is the chance to be whoever you want to be: a famous singer, a cute pumpkin, or a spooktacular ghost. Whether you're dressed to scare or impress, you're sure to snap some pictures to capture you and your friends in your costumes. After all the trick or treating is done, settle into your candy coma and post your spooky cute pictures to Instagram. We've collected clever Halloween Instagram captions to describe your wickedly-fun night.

Funny and Short Halloween Captions

"Happy Halloween to all!"

"Life is gourd."

"Eat, drinks, and be scary."

"Howl about them apples?"

"If the broom fits, fly it."

"Cutest pumpkin in the patch."

"Too gourd to be true."

"Creep it real."


"If you've got it, haunt it."

"Trick or treat yo' self."

"Hey boo-tiful."

"Keep calm and carry a wand."

"No tricks, just treats!"

"Keep calm and scare on."


"I put a spell on you, and now you're mine."

"Hey, pumpkin!"

"Something wicked this way comes."

"Be witched!"

"Have a fang-tastic night."

"Happy Howl-oween."

"Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!"

"Ghostest with the mostest."

"With the boo crew."

"Bad to the bone."


"Witchful thinking."

"Ghouls just wanna have fun."

Clever Halloween Quotes

"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" – Hocus Pocus

"Be afraid…Be very afraid." – The Fly

"There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." - Unknown

"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond

"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner." – Evan Peters

"Ghosts and goblins come to play on October's final day." - Unknown

"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." – Tim Burton

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." – William Shakespeare

"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" - Ghostbusters

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"A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends." - Unknown

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween

"Everything's better with a little magic."- Unknown