Beautiful, Beautimous Bluebells
How many of you have a flower that reminds you of someone in your past? Grumpy does. It's his favorite wildflower of the eastern U.S., the lovely Virginia bluebell.
Long ago when Grumpy was but a brilliant lad, he toured his Uncle Bob's wildflower garden in Annapolis, Maryland. Virginia bluebells carpeted the ground with the same blue color as the sky. Now every time Grumpy sees these flowers, he remembers his Uncle Bob.
Virginia bluebells (Mertensia virginica) belong to the borage family, and if you look closely at the flowers, you'll see the resemblance to other borage family members -- lungwort (Pulmonaria), blue-eyed Mary (Omphalodes), and forget-me-not (Myosotis). Nodding clusters of bell-shaped blossoms, pink in bud and blue when open, appear in spring atop stalks 18-24 inches high. I love 'em.
How to Grow Beautimous Bluebells
Virginia bluebells are classified as spring ephemerals, a term we gardening cognoscenti like to bandy about to cow the Great Unwashed. It refers to plants that sprout in late winter or spring, bloom, set seed, and then die back to their roots thereafter, not to be seen again until the following year. Bloodroot (Sanguinaria canadensis), trout lily (Erythronium), and celandine poppy (Stylophorum diphyllum) are others.
Late winter and spring is the time to plant. If you order now from a mail-order nursery such as Sunshine Farm & Gardens in West Virginia, owner Barry Glick will ship you dormant roots that look like little carrots. Plant them in the garden when you get them. If you're not ready to plant yet, you can always buy potted plants in bloom later at many garden centers.
Virginia bluebells are easy to grow if you provide the right conditions. They like partial to full shade (under tall pines or hardwoods) and moist soil loaded with organic matter. Left alone, the roots will slowly spread to form colonies. Let the seeds ripen before you cut off the yellowed foliage in late summer and your plants will give you seedlings.
What do you do after a spring ephemeral dies back, leaving an empty patch in your garden? Barry suggests interplanting Virginia bluebells with evergreen Christmas fern (Polystichum acrostichoides). This is an excellent idea. Just as the bluebell foliage is dying back, new Christmas fern fronds are unfurling.
Grumpy Inspires Miranda!
It never ceases to amaze me how many people my works inspire. Following a casual conversation with Miranda Lambert about the merits of Virginia bluebells, she wrote a song about them. I think these lyrics send a message to all those who have yet to realize their greatness.
Pretty little thing, sometimes you gotta look up
And let the world see all the beauty that you're made of
'Cause the way you hang your head nobody can tell
You're my Virginia bluebell.
Fortunately, I have already realized mine.
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