Culture and Lifestyle Quotes and Sayings 25 Witty Wine Quotes To Break Out at Happy Hour “Wine flies when you’re having fun.” By Southern Living Editors Updated on January 20, 2023 Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos Photo: Getty Images/Cavan Images Wine is more than just the glass that goes with dinner. It's what gets the conversion going at book clubs, gives any girls' night a reason to run long, and can make cooking feel like an adventure. (In fact, Ina Garten's cult-favorite pot roast starts with vino.) In the spirit of Instagram captions and text chains to come, we've rounded up the best wine quotes to share with your friends and fellow wine lovers. These are just begging to be turned into your new cross-stitching project or embroidered onto a dish towel, and odds are you've seen more than one slapped on a pillow at HomeGoods. From funny sayings to drop onto a birthday card to famous quotes about wine from legendary drinkers—Ernest Hemingway and Elizabeth Taylor appreciated their vino—here are 25 funny wine quotes to break out at happy hour. 01 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Wine flies when you're having fun. 02 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Home is where the wine is. 03 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Love the wine you're with. 04 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living A meal without wine is called breakfast. 05 of 25 Wine Wisdom from Joan Collins Southern Living Age is just a number. It's irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –Joan Collins 06 of 25 Wine Wisdom from W.C. Fields Southern Living I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. –W.C. Fields 07 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living You look like I need wine. 08 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living I only drink wine on days that end with a "y." 09 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better. 10 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Keep calm and pour on. 11 of 25 Wine Wisdom from Ernest Hemingway Southern Living My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. –Ernest Hemingway 12 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Wine is the answer, but I can't remember the question. 13 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living In dog wine, I've only had two glasses. 14 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Today's forecast: sunny with a chance of wine. 15 of 25 Wine Wisdom from Elizabeth Taylor Southern Living Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. –Elizabeth Taylor 16 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine. 17 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Age and glasses of wine should never be counted. 18 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living There's a Riesling for everything. 19 of 25 Wine Wisdom from George Carlin Southern Living What wine goes with Captain Crunch? –George Carlin 20 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Wine a little and you'll feel better. 21 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Happiness is a well-stocked wine cabinet and a closet full of shoes. 22 of 25 Wine Wisdom from Tyrion Lannister Southern Living I drink and I know things. –Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones 23 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living You only live once—so drink great wine. 24 of 25 Wine Wisdom Southern Living Smile, there's wine. 25 of 25 Wine Wisdom from Robert Louis Stevenson Southern Living Wine is bottled poetry. –Robert Louis Stevenson Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit