If you're having a conversation with a Southern mama, it's best not to tell her that you're not hungry. We'd also recommend never telling us that you can't cook (or garden). These phrases are likely to be met with a blank stare, a plate of food, a box of tried-and-true heirloom recipes, or a book on crepe myrtles. These are some funny phrases that you should probably never say to a Southerner.

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