Culture and Lifestyle Quotes and Sayings 36 Pumpkin Patch Captions That Are Too Gourd Is it really autumn in the South without an annual trip to your local pumpkin patch? By Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald leads editorial video efforts for Southern Living. Originally from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, she creates engaging visual content for the website and various social media platforms. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on September 8, 2022 Share Tweet Pin Email In This Article View All In This Article Simple Captions Funny and Clever Captions Complimentary Captions Relationship Captions October Captions Photo: Getty/Elizabethsalleebauer As the temperature drops and pumpkin spice begins to overtake the grocery stores and coffee shops once again, we can't help but start to plan the perfect day trip to the pumpkin patch. Where else can you find fresh apple cider donuts, corn mazes, hayrides, and countless opportunities for adorable fall photos all in the same place? Sign us up. And, of course, these Instagram-worthy photos can only be elevated by the perfect pumpkin patch captions. Whether you're looking for something funny, inspirational, or clever, we've got you covered with 36 pumpkin patch captions for your best photos. Take a look through the list, and choose the one that speaks to you. Go with "pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" for something short and sweet, or "let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about" for a more humorous caption. You can't go wrong! Simple Captions That perfect pumpkin patch sunset picture? Let the photo speak for itself. A simple caption and pumpkin emoji are sometimes all you need. Pumpkin is the spice of life. Southern Living "Pumpkin is the spice of life" Carving out fun. Southern Living "Carving out fun" Pumpkin Spice and everything nice. Southern Living "Pumpkin spice and everything nice" Life is gourd. Southern Living "Life is gourd" Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes. Southern Living "Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" Southern Living "Squash goals" Follow the pumpkin patch road. Southern Living "Follow the pumpkin patch road" Southern Living "Whatever spices your pumpkin" Funny and Clever Captions Add a little humor to your fall outing pics. For those funny group shots and awkward poses, you'll get some likes with these clever quotes. Gourd big or gourd home. Southern Living "Gourd big or gourd home" The smashing pumpkins. Southern Living "The smashing pumpkins" I'm a pun-king. Southern Living "I'm a pun-king" Southern Living "I'm ahead of the carve" I'm hollow inside. Southern Living "I'm hollow inside" Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you. Southern Living "Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you." I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical. Southern Living "I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical" At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice. Southern Living "At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice" There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch. Southern Living "There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch" Pumpkin Patches turn me into a kid in a candy store. Southern Living "Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store" Complimentary Captions When the outfits coordinate with the apple cider and the pumpkins, compliments are in order. Keep these cute captions on hand so you can post right from the patch. Fa-boo-lous. Southern Living "Fa-boo-lous" Boo-tiful. Southern Living "Boo-tiful" You're Gourdgous. Southern Living "You're gourdgous" Southern Living "Looking gourd-geous, darling!" You are the pick of the patch. Southern Living "You are the pick of the patch" I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like. "I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like" Relationship Captions Whether you choose your pumpkin with your bestie or your sweetie, these fun lines will go with all of your shots. From funny to mushy, take your pick of the lot. Here's the scoop - without you, my brains would turn to mush. Southern Living "Here's the scoop—without you, my brains would turn to mush!" Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about. Southern Living "Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about" Let's spice things up. Southern Living "Let's spice things up" Southern Living "You struck a gourd with me" October Captions Your visit to the pumpkin patch brought out all the October feels. Caption your favorite snap to exclaim your love for all things fall or to scare up some Halloween fun. Orange you pumped for halloween. Southern Living "Orange you pumped for halloween?" Oh my gourd I love fall. Southern Living "Oh my gourd. I love fall." Have a gourd time on Halloween. Southern Living "Have a gourd time on Halloween" Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!. Southern Living "Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!" Happy hollow-ween. Southern Living "Happy Hollow-ween" Let's carve out some fun this October. Southern Living "Let's carve out some fun this October!" One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away. Southern Living "One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away" Southern Living "When life gives you pumpkins, make pie." Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit