36 Pumpkin Patch Captions That Are Too Gourd

Is it really autumn in the South without an annual trip to your local pumpkin patch?

Pumpkin Patch with Wagon
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As the temperature drops and pumpkin spice begins to overtake the grocery stores and coffee shops once again, we can't help but start to plan the perfect day trip to the pumpkin patch. Where else can you find fresh apple cider donuts, corn mazes, hayrides, and countless opportunities for adorable fall photos all in the same place? Sign us up. And, of course, these Instagram-worthy photos can only be elevated by the perfect pumpkin patch captions. Whether you're looking for something funny, inspirational, or clever, we've got you covered with 36 pumpkin patch captions for your best photos. Take a look through the list, and choose the one that speaks to you. Go with "pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" for something short and sweet, or "let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about" for a more humorous caption. You can't go wrong!

Simple Captions

That perfect pumpkin patch sunset picture? Let the photo speak for itself. A simple caption and pumpkin emoji are sometimes all you need.

Pumpkin is the spice of life | Pumpkin Patch Quote
Pumpkin is the spice of life. Southern Living

"Pumpkin is the spice of life"

Carving out fun | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Carving out fun. Southern Living

"Carving out fun"

Pumpkin spice and everything nice | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Pumpkin Spice and everything nice. Southern Living

"Pumpkin spice and everything nice"

Life is gourd. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Life is gourd. Southern Living

"Life is gourd"

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes | Pumpkin Patch Captions
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes. Southern Living

"Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes"

Squash Goals | Pumpkin Patch Quote
Southern Living

"Squash goals"

Follow the pumpkin patch road | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Southern Living

"Follow the pumpkin patch road"

Whatever spices your pumpkin | Pumpkin Patch Captions
Southern Living

"Whatever spices your pumpkin"

Funny and Clever Captions

Add a little humor to your fall outing pics. For those funny group shots and awkward poses, you'll get some likes with these clever quotes.

Go big or gourd home | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Gourd big or gourd home. Southern Living

"Gourd big or gourd home"

The Smashing Pumpkins | Pumpkin Patch Caption
The smashing pumpkins. Southern Living

"The smashing pumpkins"

I'm a pun-king. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
I'm a pun-king. Southern Living

"I'm a pun-king"

I'm ahead of the carve. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Southern Living

"I'm ahead of the carve"

I'm hallow inside | Pumpkin Patch Caption
I'm hollow inside. Southern Living

"I'm hollow inside"

Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you. Southern Living

"Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you."

I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical | Pumpkin Patch Caption
I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical. Southern Living

"I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical"

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice | Pumpkin Patch Caption
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice. Southern Living

"At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice"

There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch. Southern Living

"There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch"

Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store | Pumpkin Patch Captions
Pumpkin Patches turn me into a kid in a candy store. Southern Living

"Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store"

Complimentary Captions

When the outfits coordinate with the apple cider and the pumpkins, compliments are in order. Keep these cute captions on hand so you can post right from the patch.

Fa-boo-lous | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Fa-boo-lous. Southern Living

"Fa-boo-lous"

Boo-tiful | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Boo-tiful. Southern Living

"Boo-tiful"

You're gourdgeous | Pumpkin Patch Caption
You're Gourdgous. Southern Living

"You're gourdgous"

Looking gourd-geous, darling! | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Southern Living

"Looking gourd-geous, darling!"

You are the pick of the patch | Pumpkin Patch Quotes
You are the pick of the patch. Southern Living

"You are the pick of the patch"

I never met a pumpkin I didn't like | Pumpkin Patch Caption
I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like.

"I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like"

Relationship Captions

Whether you choose your pumpkin with your bestie or your sweetie, these fun lines will go with all of your shots. From funny to mushy, take your pick of the lot.

Here's the scoop - without you, my brains would turn to mush! | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Here's the scoop - without you, my brains would turn to mush. Southern Living

"Here's the scoop—without you, my brains would turn to mush!"

Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about. Southern Living

"Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about"

Let's spice things up. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Let's spice things up. Southern Living

"Let's spice things up"

You struck a gourd with me. | Pumpkin Patch Captions
Southern Living

"You struck a gourd with me"

October Captions

Your visit to the pumpkin patch brought out all the October feels. Caption your favorite snap to exclaim your love for all things fall or to scare up some Halloween fun.

Pun12Orange you pumped for halloween | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Orange you pumped for halloween. Southern Living

"Orange you pumped for halloween?"

Oh my gourd. I love fall. | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Oh my gourd I love fall. Southern Living

"Oh my gourd. I love fall."

Have a gourd time on Halloween | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Have a gourd time on Halloween. Southern Living

"Have a gourd time on Halloween"

Hey Jack, this really is a hallow-ween for you! | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!. Southern Living

"Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!"

Happy Hallow-ween | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Happy hollow-ween. Southern Living

"Happy Hollow-ween"

Let's carve out some fun this October! | Pumpkin Patch Caption
Let's carve out some fun this October. Southern Living

"Let's carve out some fun this October!"

One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away | Pumpkin Patch Captions
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away. Southern Living

"One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away"

When life gives you pumpkins, make pie. | Pumpkin Patch Captions
Southern Living

"When life gives you pumpkins, make pie."

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