36 Pumpkin Patch Captions That Are Too Gourd

As the temperature drops and pumpkin spice begins to overtake the grocery stores and coffee shops once again, we can't help but start to plan the perfect day trip to the pumpkin patch. Where else can you find fresh apple cider donuts, corn mazes, hayrides, and countless opportunities for adorable fall photos all in the same place? Sign us up. And, of course, these Instagram-worthy photos can only be elevated by the perfect pumpkin patch captions. Whether you're looking for something funny, inspirational, or clever, we've got you covered with 36 pumpkin patch captions for your best photos. Take a look through the list, and choose the one that speaks to you. Go with "pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" for something short and sweet, or "let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about" for a more humorous caption. You can't go wrong!

Simple Captions

That perfect pumpkin patch sunset picture? Let the photo speak for itself. A simple caption and pumpkin emoji are sometimes all you need.

"Pumpkin is the spice of life"

"Carving out fun"

"Pumpkin spice and everything nice"

"Life is gourd"

"Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes"

"Squash goals"

"Follow the pumpkin patch road"

"Whatever spices your pumpkin"

Funny and Clever Captions

Add a little humor to your fall outing pics. For those funny group shots and awkward poses, you'll get some likes with these clever quotes.

"Gourd big or gourd home"

"The smashing pumpkins"

"I'm a pun-king"

"I'm ahead of the carve"

"I'm hollow inside"

"Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you."

"I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical"

"At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice"

"There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch"

"Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store"

Complimentary Captions

When the outfits coordinate with the apple cider and the pumpkins, compliments are in order. Keep these cute captions on hand so you can post right from the patch.

"Fa-boo-lous"

"Boo-tiful"

"You're gourdgous"

"Looking gourd-geous, darling!"

"You are the pick of the patch"

"I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like"

Relationship Captions

Whether you choose your pumpkin with your bestie or your sweetie, these fun lines will go with all of your shots. From funny to mushy, take your pick of the lot.

"Here's the scoop—without you, my brains would turn to mush!"

"Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about"

"Let's spice things up"

"You struck a gourd with me"

October Captions

Your visit to the pumpkin patch brought out all the October feels. Caption your favorite snap to exclaim your love for all things fall or to scare up some Halloween fun.

"Orange you pumped for halloween?"

"Oh my gourd. I love fall."

"Have a gourd time on Halloween"

"Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!"

"Happy Hollow-ween"

"Let's carve out some fun this October!"

"One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away"

"When life gives you pumpkins, make pie."