Southern Women Have a Knack for Reading Facial Expressions
Mama the Fashion Police
Merciful heaven, is that MY DAUGHTER wearing white shoes after Labor Day? TELL ME I’M HALLUCINATING!!!!!!!
Mama the Junior League President
And so, my fellow Junior Leaguers, if you will support me as your president, I believe we can rid our town—dare I dream it—rid our entire county—of permanent botanicals (fake flowers).
Mama the Accessories Editor
My dear, a fascinator should fascinate, not perplex.
Mama the Beauty Queen
Maybe if I freshen up long enough, they’ll all go home.
Mama the Matchmaker
How interesting—your new beau has a double major in astronomy and geography. Tell me, what do sea captains make these days?
Mama the Homemaker
Mama might need an adult beverage when Daddy gets home.
Mama the Doting Aunt
Looks like somebody took after his father’s side of the family, bless his heart.