Culture and Lifestyle Quotes and Sayings 25 Best Hair Quotes for Major Inspiration "People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there." – Dolly Parton By Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald leads editorial video efforts for Southern Living. Originally from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, she creates engaging visual content for the website and various social media platforms. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on January 20, 2023 Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos Photo: H. Armstrong Roberts/ClassicStock/Getty Images A good hair day for a Southern woman means she's ready to take on the world. If the humidity can't stop us, what can? Even Dolly Parton herself admits that hair is a lady's most important accessory. We're here to provide some inspiration during times when you're not giving your locks the love they deserve. These hair quotes are all you need to feel thankful for the strands you have—and to inspire your next salon visit, just for fun. Whether your locks are curly, straight, short, or long, these funny hair quotes are bound to stir up a smile. Your hair is the crown you never take off, after all. Life is too short not to appreciate your natural mane and to go for the hair of your dreams, so read through these quotes and sayings before your next appointment. Hair Rules Our Southern Mothers Taught Us That We Still Follow 01 of 25 Anonymous “I make hair contact before I make eye contact”. Southern Living Life is too short to have boring hair.- Anonymous 02 of 25 Anonymous My mood depends on how good my hair looks”. Southern Living My mood depends on how good my hair looks.- Anonymous 03 of 25 Anonymous I make hair contact before I make eye contact”. Southern Living I make hair contact before I make eye contact. - Anonymous 04 of 25 Anonymous If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”. Southern Living If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything.- Anonymous 05 of 25 Anonymous “I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”. Southern Living I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.- Anonymous 06 of 25 Anonymous “Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”. Southern Living Straight, wavy or curly, if it's healthy, it's beautiful.- Anonymous 07 of 25 Anonymous “Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”. Southern Living Life isn't perfect but your hair can be.- Anonymous 08 of 25 Anonymous All you need is love and great hair”. Southern Living All you need is love and great hair.- Anonymous 09 of 25 Anonymous “You are cut above the rest”. Southern Living You are cut above the rest.- Anonymous 10 of 25 Anonymous “Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair”. Southern Living Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair.- Anonymous 11 of 25 Anonymous Your hair is 90% your selfie”. Southern Living Your hair is 90% your selfie.- Anonymous 12 of 25 Anonymous Live colorfully or dye trying”. Southern Living Live colorfully or dye trying.- Anonymous 13 of 25 Anonymous Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft”. Southern Living Hairdressing is not a job, it's a craft.- Anonymous 14 of 25 Anonymous Short hair, don’t care”. Southern Living Short hair, don't care.- Anonymous 15 of 25 Anonymous Gorgeous hair is the best revenge”. Southern Living Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.- Anonymous 16 of 25 Anonymous “Love is in the hair”. Southern Living Love is in the hair.- Anonymous 17 of 25 Anonymous “I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”. Southern Living I'm a queen, my hair is my crown.- Anonymous 18 of 25 Anonymous “Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”. Southern Living Bad hair day? Ain't nobody got the time for that.- Anonymous 19 of 25 Anonymous “I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”. Southern Living I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist.- Anonymous 20 of 25 Anonymous “I love big hair and I cannot lie”. Southern Living I love big hair and I cannot lie.- Anonymous 21 of 25 Anonymous “Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”. Southern Living Invest in your hair, it's the crown you never take off.- Anonymous 22 of 25 Anonymous “It’s your hair, do whatever you want”. Southern Living It's your hair, do whatever you want.- Anonymous 23 of 25 Anonymous “Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”. Southern Living Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun, and take on the world.- Anonymous 24 of 25 Dolly Parton “People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.”. Southern Living People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.- Dolly Parton 25 of 25 Joan Crawford “I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford. Southern Living I think that the most important thing a woman can have—next to talent, of course—is her hairdresser.- Joan Crawford Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit