A good hair day for a Southern girl means she’s ready to take on the world. If the humidity can’t stop us, what can? But even Dolly Parton herself admits to making a few less than perfect decisions about her locks. We’re here to provide some inspiration during those times you’re just not loving your mane. And don’t worry – there will be no unrealistic photos of perfect hair to obsess over. A few good hair quotes are all you need. Whether your locks are curly, straight, short, or long, you’ll love these funny hair quotes. These sayings will convince you that it’s worth investing in good hair. It’s the crown you never take off, after all. Many of the curly and messy hair quotes focus on embracing the all-natural look. What’s better than being yourself? But life is too short not to have the hair of your dreams, so read through a few of these quotes and sayings to help your hair goals come to life.
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“I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
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Life is too short to have boring hair. - Anonymous

My mood depends on how good my hair looks”
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My mood depends on how good my hair looks. - Anonymous

I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
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I make hair contact before I make eye contact. - Anonymous 

If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”
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If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything. - Anonymous

“I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”
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I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights. - Anonymous

“Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”
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Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful. - Anonymous

“Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”
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Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be. - Anonymous

All you need is love and great hair”
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All you need is love and great hair. - Anonymous

“You are cut above the rest”
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You are cut above the rest. - Anonymous

“Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair”
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Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair. - Anonymous

Your hair is 90% your selfie”
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Your hair is 90% your selfie. - Anonymous

Live colourfully or dye trying”
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Live colorfully or dye trying. - Anonymous

Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft”
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Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft. - Anonymous

Short hair, don’t care”
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Short hair, don’t care. - Anonymous

Gorgeous hair is the best revenge”
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Gorgeous hair is the best revenge. - Anonymous

“Love is in the hair”
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Love is in the hair. - Anonymous

“I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”
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I’m a queen, my hair is my crown. - Anonymous 

“Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”
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Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that. - Anonymous

“I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”
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I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist. - Anonymous

“I love big hair and I cannot lie”
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I love big hair and I cannot lie. - Anonymous

“Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”
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Invest in your hair, it’s the crown you never take off. - Anonymous

“It’s your hair, do whatever you want”
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It’s your hair, do whatever you want. - Anonymous

“Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”
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Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun, and take on the world. - Anonymous

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.”
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People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there. - Dolly Parton

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford
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I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser. - Joan Crawford