25 Best Hair Quotes for Major Inspiration

"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there." – Dolly Parton

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A good hair day for a Southern woman means she's ready to take on the world. If the humidity can't stop us, what can? Even Dolly Parton herself admits that hair is a lady's most important accessory. We're here to provide some inspiration during times when you're not giving your locks the love they deserve. These hair quotes are all you need to feel thankful for the strands you have—and to inspire your next salon visit, just for fun. Whether your locks are curly, straight, short, or long, these funny hair quotes are bound to stir up a smile.

Your hair is the crown you never take off, after all. Life is too short not to appreciate your natural mane and to go for the hair of your dreams, so read through these quotes and sayings before your next appointment.

01 of 25
“I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
“I make hair contact before I make eye contact”. Southern Living

Life is too short to have boring hair.
- Anonymous

02 of 25
My mood depends on how good my hair looks”
My mood depends on how good my hair looks”. Southern Living

My mood depends on how good my hair looks.
- Anonymous

03 of 25
I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
I make hair contact before I make eye contact”. Southern Living

I make hair contact before I make eye contact. - Anonymous

04 of 25
If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”
If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”. Southern Living

If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything.
- Anonymous

05 of 25
“I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”
“I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”. Southern Living

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.
- Anonymous

06 of 25
“Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”
“Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”. Southern Living

Straight, wavy or curly, if it's healthy, it's beautiful.
- Anonymous

07 of 25
“Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”
“Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”. Southern Living

Life isn't perfect but your hair can be.
- Anonymous

08 of 25
All you need is love and great hair”
All you need is love and great hair”. Southern Living

All you need is love and great hair.
- Anonymous

09 of 25
“You are cut above the rest”
“You are cut above the rest”. Southern Living

You are cut above the rest.
- Anonymous

10 of 25
“Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair”
“Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair”. Southern Living

Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair.
- Anonymous

11 of 25
Your hair is 90% your selfie”
Your hair is 90% your selfie”. Southern Living

Your hair is 90% your selfie.
- Anonymous

12 of 25
Live colourfully or dye trying”
Live colorfully or dye trying”. Southern Living

Live colorfully or dye trying.
- Anonymous

13 of 25
Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft”
Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft”. Southern Living

Hairdressing is not a job, it's a craft.
- Anonymous

14 of 25
Short hair, don’t care”
Short hair, don’t care”. Southern Living

Short hair, don't care.
- Anonymous

15 of 25
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge”
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge”. Southern Living

Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
- Anonymous

16 of 25
“Love is in the hair”
“Love is in the hair”. Southern Living

Love is in the hair.
- Anonymous

17 of 25
“I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”
“I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”. Southern Living

I'm a queen, my hair is my crown.
- Anonymous

18 of 25
“Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”
“Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”. Southern Living

Bad hair day? Ain't nobody got the time for that.
- Anonymous

19 of 25
“I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”
“I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”. Southern Living

I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist.
- Anonymous

20 of 25
“I love big hair and I cannot lie”
“I love big hair and I cannot lie”. Southern Living

I love big hair and I cannot lie.
- Anonymous

21 of 25
“Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”
“Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”. Southern Living

Invest in your hair, it's the crown you never take off.
- Anonymous

22 of 25
“It’s your hair, do whatever you want”
“It’s your hair, do whatever you want”. Southern Living

It's your hair, do whatever you want.
- Anonymous

23 of 25
“Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”
“Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”. Southern Living

Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun, and take on the world.
- Anonymous

24 of 25
“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.”
“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.”. Southern Living

People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.
- Dolly Parton

25 of 25
“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford
“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford. Southern Living

I think that the most important thing a woman can have—next to talent, of course—is her hairdresser.
- Joan Crawford

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