Culture and Lifestyle Quotes and Sayings 22 Ridiculously Funny Church Signs Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle By Mary Shannon Wells Mary Shannon Wells Mary Shannon is an Associate Digital Editor and has been on the Southern Living team since 2017. She helps run the brand's social media accounts on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and TikTok, where she's happily behind the scenes. When she's not ruffling feathers with an etiquette poll via Instagram Stories, she's writing content for the website and assisting in various print projects like gift guides and home stories. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on April 19, 2022 Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos Photo: Andrew Geiger There are many Southern traditions that revolve around going to church, like after-church potlucks, " church hair," church hats and Bible camp. Yes, there are some pretty bizarre Southern church traditions (sometimes it's more of a social event or fashion show), but churches everywhere have found a way to make church a little funnier. Instead of filling their street signs with church times, event details, or holiday greetings, these churches decided to make jokes and jabs using their signs. Whether these church signs make you roll over laughing, raise your eyebrows, or say, "that's tacky," you can't deny the creativity and cleverness. What would you do if your church put up some of these signs? Or better yet, what would Mama say? 01 of 21 Tweet Others As You Would Like to Be Tweeted Pinterest/twentytwowords.com This sign has successfully entered the digital age. 02 of 21 Sin Burn Is Prevented By Son Screen Twitter/Scott Thomas A reminder for the summer. 03 of 21 Don't Make Me Come Down There –God Pinterest/beliefnet.com A threat we've heard our mama say more than once. 04 of 21 Wanted: Singers. Inchoir Within Twitter/Scott Thomas Punny is funny. 05 of 21 Bring Your Sin To The Altar And Drop It Like It's Hot Pinterest/ellentv.com Snoop Dogg would be proud. 06 of 21 Need a Lifeguard? Ours Walks on Water Pinterest/beliefnet.com This one has layers. 07 of 21 Jesus Loves You And Your Tattoos Pinterest/ellentv.com This one might be more aggressive than passive. 08 of 21 Maury Is Not The Only Place To Find Your Father Pinterest/ellentv.com Instead, you chant "Jesus! Jesus!" 09 of 21 Why Pay for GPS? Jesus Gives Direction for Free Pinterest/beliefnet.com Back when we actually had to pay for GPS... 10 of 21 How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil The Hell Out Of It Pinterest/ellentv.com That's one clever church. 11 of 21 Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. Finally! Somewhere open on Sundays in the South. 12 of 21 Whoever Is Praying For Snow, Please Stop Pinterest/ellentv.com Does God have to answer every prayer? 13 of 21 God Wants Full Custody, Not Just Weekend Visits Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. Don't call the divorce lawyer to settle this one. 14 of 21 Without Jesus, There Would Be Hell To Pay Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. If you drove past this pun, you might pull right in the church parking lot. 15 of 21 Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. We see what you did there. 16 of 21 What Part of "Thou Shall Not" Don't You Understand? Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. Sounds like Mama's lecturing. 17 of 21 You Think It's Hot Here? Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. At least the temperature reference is relevant during a Southern summer? 18 of 21 Looking for "Mr. Right?" This Is His House Pinterest/Beliefnet, Inc. This church is calling all the single ladies. 19 of 21 What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun? A Roam'n Catholic Facebook/Catholic Humor Major creativity points to this church. 20 of 21 At The Heart Of Every Sin Is The Letter I Twitter/Scott Thomas Don't point fingers, y'all. 21 of 21 Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You were Cool Pinterest/Huffington Post/Madison Avenue Baptist Church To all the millennials out there, from this church. Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit