22 Ridiculously Funny Church Signs Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle
There are many Southern traditions that revolve around going to church, like after-church potlucks, “church hair,” church hats and Bible camp. Yes, there are some pretty bizarre Southern church traditions (sometimes it’s more of a social event or fashion show), but churches everywhere have found a way to make church a little funnier. Instead of filling their street signs with church times, event details, or holiday greetings, these churches decided to make jokes and jabs using their signs. Whether these church signs make you roll over laughing, raise your eyebrows, or say, “that’s tacky,” you can’t deny the creativity and cleverness. What would you do if your church put up some of these signs? Or better yet, what would Mama say?
Tweet Others As You Would Like to Be Tweeted
This sign has successfully entered the digital age.
Sin Burn Is Prevented By Son Screen
A reminder for the summer.
Don't Make Me Come Down There –God
A threat we've heard our mama say more than once.
Wanted: Singers. Inchoir Within
Punny is funny.
Bring Your Sin To The Altar And Drop It Like It's Hot
Snoop Dogg would be proud.
Need a Lifeguard? Ours Walks on Water
This one has layers.
Jesus Loves You And Your Tattoos
This one might be more aggressive than passive.
Maury Is Not The Only Place To Find Your Father
Instead, you chant "Jesus! Jesus!"
Why Pay for GPS? Jesus Gives Direction for Free
Back when we actually had to pay for GPS...
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil The Hell Out Of It
That's one clever church.
Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays
Finally! Somewhere open on Sundays in the South.
Whoever Is Praying For Snow, Please Stop
Does God have to answer every prayer?
God Wants Full Custody, Not Just Weekend Visits
Don't call the divorce lawyer to settle this one.
Without Jesus, There Would Be Hell To Pay
If you drove past this pun, you might pull right in the church parking lot.
Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak
We see what you did there.
What Part of "Thou Shall Not" Don't You Understand?
Sounds like Mama's lecturing.
You Think It's Hot Here?
At least the temperature reference is relevant during a Southern summer?
What Could This Sign Say To Get You Here Sunday?
Just please come, okay?
Looking for "Mr. Right?" This Is His House
This church is calling all the single ladies.
What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun? A Roam'n Catholic
Major creativity points to this church.
At The Heart Of Every Sin Is The Letter I
Don't point fingers, y'all.
Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You were Cool
To all the millennials out there, from this church.