Ah, sweet coffee. Its undeniable aroma lures us out of bed in the morning, and the extra dose of caffeine motivates us through the afternoon slump. Whether you take your coffee in a thermos as you rush out the door, swing by a drive-thru on the way to work, or sit for hours at a local bakery with an oversized mug, these coffee quotes are sure to validate your enthusiasm for the dark stuff. We suggest you read through them while enjoying our Cinnamon Coffee Cake or Coffee Chocolate Bars. It’s a great roundup of morning coffee quotes and funny coffee quotes, so you’re sure to find just what you’re looking for. Need a funny Instagram caption to elevate a trendy photo of your cappuccino? We’ve got you covered. There are more than 40 coffee-lover quotes from popular TV shows, celebrities, and even former presidents. Find the perfect saying for your perfect brew in no time.

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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Coffee Quotes About Belief
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Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
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Coffee first. Schemes later. - Leanna Renee Hieber

Humanity runs on coffee. - Unknown
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Humanity runs on coffee. - Unknown

David Lynch But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
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But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. - Henry Rollins
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What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. - Henry Rollins

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. - Unknown
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The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. - Unknown

My birthstone is a coffee bean. - Unknown
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My birthstone is a coffee bean. - Unknown

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. - Laurell K. Hamilton
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Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. - Laurell K. Hamilton

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A. Favors
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It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A. Favors

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. - Unknown
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. - Unknown

May your coffee kick in before reality does. - Unknown
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May your coffee kick in before reality does. - Unknown

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? - Cassandra Clare
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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? - Cassandra Clare

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - Sir James MacKintosh
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The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - Sir James MacKintosh

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. - Clark Gable
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I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. - Clark Gable

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. - Flash Rosenberg
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. - Flash Rosenberg

Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. - Unknown
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Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. - Unknown

Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. - Unknown
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Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. - Unknown

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
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I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. - Unknown
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A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. - Unknown

To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee. - Unknown
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To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee. - Unknown

Wanna hear a joke Decaf. - Unknown
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Wanna hear a joke Decaf. - Unknown

If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. - Unknown
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If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. - Unknown

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. - Unknown
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Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. - Unknown

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ - Cherise Sinclair
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No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ - Cherise Sinclair

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. - Unknown
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Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. - Unknown

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. - Unknown
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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. - Unknown

Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. - Rohan Marley
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Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. - Rohan Marley

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. - Gilmore Girls
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I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing. - Gilmore Girls

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. - Holly Black, Ironside
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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. - Holly Black, Ironside

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. - David Letterman
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If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. - David Letterman

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? - Anthony Trollope, The Warden
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What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? - Anthony Trollope, The Warden

I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee. - J. Lynn, Wait for You
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I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee. - J. Lynn, Wait for You

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that. - Jarod Kintz
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My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that. - Jarod Kintz

Coffee is a language in itself. - Jackie Chan
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Coffee is a language in itself. - Jackie Chan

Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow. - Meik Wiking, The Little Book of Hygge
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Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow. - Meik Wiking, The Little Book of Hygge

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. - Hugh Jackman
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To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. - Hugh Jackman

Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
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Nothing says coffee like six in the morning. - Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls