No One Gives Beauty Advice Like Dolly Parton and These Quotes Prove It
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
Maintaining Her Look
"Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself."
Knowing the Right Tricks
"You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it."
"People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.'"
"I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year."
"Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort."
Dumb Blonde Jokes
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know that I'm not a blonde."
"I try not to go around looking like a hag."
Her Early Beauty Routine
"Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume."
"Someone once asked me, 'How long does it take to do your hair.' I said, 'I don't know, I'm never there.'"
"People say I look so happy - and I say, 'That's the Botox."
Creating Her Looks
"I'm no natural beauty. If I'm gonna have any looks at all, I'm gonna have to create them."
Being Comfortable in Her Own Skin
"I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha-ha."
"If I see something sagging, bagging, or dragging, I'll get it nipped, tucked, or sucked."
"I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape."