50 Golden Rules of Gardening
Garden tips with a side of wit, wisdom, and words of warning from our very Grumpy Gardener columnist.
It’s hard to keep track of all of the wisdom our Grumpy Gardener has handed down over the years. As you know, he is the best source for garden tips, gardening how-tos, and sassy garden wisdom. From experienced gardeners to those who require Gardening 101, Grumpy has something to say to you (even if you don’t want to hear it). For our 50th anniversary year, Grumpy took on the task of narrowing down his years and years of garden tips to fifty golden rules for the garden. This took him a very long time, and we’re pretty sure it made him even grumpier. But what can you do? From tips about avoiding crepe murder, to dry reassurances that you will, sometimes, kill your plants, take a look at these golden rules. Humorous, unintimidating, and almost always useful, these garden tips from Grumpy are a must-read.