Restaurant: Matching furniture, taped music, printed menus. Accepts credit cards. Member of the chamber of commerce.
Joint: Screened door, jukebox, beer, chalkboard menu. The cook is nicknamed Bubba. Cash only.
Dive: Torn screened door, tattoos, beer, whiskey, flies. No menu. The cook's real name is Bubba, and she has a prison record. You don't tell your mama you go there.