Southern beauty salons have style—that’s undeniable. The styles, though, extend beyond cuts and colors and hair products all the way to the names of the establishments. The South has some great beauty salon names, from the cheeky to the clever, and Southern ladies have been known to choose a salon based on the name alone. How many puns can you make with the words “hair,” “comb,” and “dye”? A whole lot. So many that we’ve now lost count, but we’ve listed a few favorites below. With these Southern salons, the monikers are part of the appeal.
Atomic House of Hair
Go big or go home.
Big Texas Hair
This salon makes the most of the quintessential Texas style: big hair.
Chemically Dependent Hair Studio & Boutique
Get your highlights at this salon plus a chuckle to go.
Curl Up & Dye Salon
South Pittsburg, Tennessee
With a name this funny, it has to be good.
Nothing too buttoned-up at this establishment.
Do or Dye
This Texas salon is dramatic in all the right ways.
Foiled Rotten Salon
A spot sure to turn heads.
Little Rock, Arkansas
Anyone need a trim?
Hair N Comb Salon
This stylish spot has a dedicated following.
Hair Raisers Salon
Guaranteed to provide a hair-raising good look.
Hair We Are
Virginia Beach, Virginia
And hair we’ll stay, as long as the cuts are reliable.
Just Cut Loose Barbershop and Salon
Cutting loose in style.
Rock Paper Scissors
Perry Hall, Maryland
This salon takes the classic game and raises it a gorgeous cut and color.
Salon Scissor Hands
Charlotte, North Carolina
I’ll take that perm with a side of sass, please.
Need they say more?
Sunny & Shears Tanning and Hair Salon
New Bern, North Carolina
While we can’t endorse the tanning side of things (SPF all the way!), it’s a sweet name for a salon.
The Gab Salon and Spa
This cut comes with the gift of gab. We’re all about that.
To Dye For
Greenville, South Carolina
A downtown Greenville destination to dye for.
We’re thinking a great cut is right in their wheelhouse.
Velvet Monkey Salon
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
There has to be a story here.
The rest of the country also has some great salon names. We’re sure these are worth a visit too, judging by their one-of-a-kind calling cards.
Clippety Do Dah in Greenville, Illinois
Blood, Sweat, and Shears in Altoona, Pennsylvania
Dye Hard in Milford, Pennsylvania
Hair Today in Norwalk, Connecticut
Hairloom Salon in Stanhope, New Jersey
Shearly Beloved in Anderson, California
Have you happened upon any fun hair salon names in the South? Interesting ones? How about downright silly ones? Let us know your favorite hair salons in the comments.