"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping." -Blanche
The very best banter from Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia.
No matter how long ago the show may have aired, The Golden Girls will always hold a special place in our hearts. What a crew: Betty, Beatrice, Rue, Estelle (better known as Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia). That group of girlfriends in Florida have each been nominated for (and won) just about every award out there – from Emmy Awards to Golden Globes. The Golden Girls is considered one of the best-written TV series of all time, and for good reason: the women of The Golden Girls are each funny, bright, and (somewhat) relatable. No matter which Golden Girl you relate to– this gang gives us all hope for a vibrant and vivacious future of female friendships. Although it’s hard to pick just 17 quotables, we’ve narrowed down the show’s funniest moments guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Relive the glory days of The Golden Girls with these hilarious quotes from the iconic series, and grab a snack and sit down for a 7-season-long marathon.
"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass." -Sophia
"Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains." -Dorothy
"It's like we say in St. Olaf -- Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy." -Rose
"Well, nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastatingly beautiful woman." -Blanche
"Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good?" -Blanche
"I've been having a good time, and there wasn't even a man in the room." -Blanche
"No! No, I will not have a nice day!" -Dorothy
"Have I given you any indication that I care?" -Sophia