Ask Southern Momma

Alabama comedian Darren Knight has nailed down the perfect Southern Momma comedy bit. His videos are so relatable, in fact, that he's gone viral for his impression of our favorite Southern women. Our Southern mamas are the best advice-givers around, and we turn to them, even as adults, to get an honest and (mostly) neutral answer to our problems. We asked Southern Momma a few modern-day questions to see how (s)he'd respond. From workplace woes to posting on social media, Darren Knight gave us his best advice for some interesting scenarios. How do you keep your hair shiny and luscious? How can you take better Instagram pictures? What should you do if your spouse wants you to stop posting swimsuit pictures on social media? Does a male Piggly Wiggly cashier make more money than you do? We've got Southern Momma's hilarious insight into each issue. What would your own mama say to these qualms?

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Can somebody explain to me why I'm the only one in this house [UNKNOWN] knows how to change out one of these? [MUSIC] If he definitely didn't look like the profile picture, she's gonna need to check on some things. He may be a liar, you know what I mean? There may be some other things that she may kinda need to dive in and look at there. [MUSIC] Yeah you need to take them down and stop acting like a [BLEEP] that's what she need to do. [MUSIC] Then I'd be going to human resources or talking to somebody and getting me a raise girlfriend. [MUSIC] She needs to get the hell off social media and get to work, is what she needs to do, and then put her phone down and enjoy a social life. Hey look, if the one thing that people are worried about in this world now today is about their picture game on Instagram. If that's this woman's biggest concern while there's people dying in hospitals of cancer and people that ain't have no food to eat And she's worried about herself again? Come on. Next. [MUSIC] Girl you've got to get you some Treseme, gotta get it. Gotta get it and I think it depends on too like what the weather is doing. I mean if it's raining outside it's muggy or if it's just really hot and muggy, Go with some curls, girl. Put some mousse in, just be done with it. Cuz you ain't gonna keep it straight flat anyway. Don't you worry about it. [MUSIC] And just have fun with it. How you letting Mother Nature decide on what your hair's gonna look like that day? Don't fight it! [MUSIC]
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